"Dear Watermelon shoaling man,
Please pass people on the left when safe. Please don't pass on Dearborn by using the oncoming side of the bike lane (on the right) to pass 5+ cyclists. Goof.
p.s. thank you for wearing a watermelon helmet, I caught…"
"Looking to leave this inapplicable to this issue thread ASAP, but gotta wrap with I continue to be bewildered about why anyone keeps cutting him slack. This wouldn't have even happened if he didn't keep coming every year to hassle…"
"Well, also it was a can. Multiple witnesses can verify. Nothing that freakshow says can be trusted. I understand, it can be hard decided who to trust, a man who's committed to the Vulcan policy of never lying his whole life,…"
I haven't gotten a call, or email yet either. I'm indifferent. If they contact me I'll go help out. If not, I'll make this (foodproof.com/photos/full/bacon-cheese-roll-1290) and watch a bunch of football.
The size of a large bike ride can be used to cover direct action. Or we could circle around a station for hours keeping any financial transaction from happening. I don't really want to get into the details of anything online so find me at a ride.