"I smoked in college and never found myself to be addicted to the nicotine. It was very easy to quit since I never developed a habit of constantly lighting up. Maybe habits are harder to quit than "addictions". Perhaps maybe I am addicted…"
"The initial impression I got was that these knuckle heads were developing cruel and unusual bicycle theft prevention devices to satisfy their vices.
First they came up with dope on a rope but then one got away with the bike. Then the electro…"
"A while back an enraged driver of an SUV honked at me from behind on a small side street. I was just trying to wave him on so he can pull ahead of me but instead my gesture was taken as an F.U by me and he pointed his gun at me as he pulled up next…"
"It is a good thing that it mostly occurs on the weekends when all those slob cagers are less stressed out with no urgency to get to their jobholes and most of em let you ride in THEIR street to pass up the que of sheeple."