Free 70cc inner tubes

Because I love you all so much, the first person to text me directly within this website will receive by snail  mail 3 boxes of Giant (name of manufacturer) 700cc x 35-45 Schrader valve Standard inner tubes of .89 mm wall thickness (Schrader valves are 35mm). I have kept these with me like a moron even though I got a new bike almost a year ago and forgot my inner tube will be different!  So I will mail all 3 in their boxes to the first person who contacts me.  Thanks!