"To the mustached man traveling south bound on Milwaukee today at about 10:30 am:
I passed you at the light on Milwaukee and Chicago as the light turned green, you were putting something in your backpack-- perhaps you took offensive at this somehow.…"
"Waited for the green at Port Clinton rd to cross US 45 (Vernon Hills.) Next to me was a BMW sedan, also waiting to cross. The light went green, SB traffic stopped, nothing NB... but as the BMW & i rolled off came a blast of horn from a bloody…"
"Dear drivers rounding the curve on Calvert Street NW (DC),
If you can't manage to stay within your lines and need to go into the bike lane while going 10-20 mph around a simple turn, how did you pass your driving test?! There are too many of…"
"To the driver of the black Ford Escape, IL # P35 0882 on Eastwood Ave approaching Albany @ 7:45AM:
Eastwood is a residential street, with a lot of children on that block. SLOW DOWN!
If you laying on the horn and the 2 tons of metal, plastic and…"
"Around 7:47ish AM today –
Yes, I passed you on the right and you yelled at me something like “passing on the right, dick!”
Let’s track back.
I passed you earlier after the construction worker put up the SLOW sign on 9th and…"
"Clad kit wearing roadie here, riding on the North Branch Trail last night. No, tempo/endurance ride does not mean you can suck on my wheel...without asking. Shoulda asked and I wouldn't have dropped you. Don't be a safety hazard and…"
I haven't gotten a call, or email yet either. I'm indifferent. If they contact me I'll go help out. If not, I'll make this (foodproof.com/photos/full/bacon-cheese-roll-1290) and watch a bunch of football.
The size of a large bike ride can be used to cover direct action. Or we could circle around a station for hours keeping any financial transaction from happening. I don't really want to get into the details of anything online so find me at a ride.