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Comment by Angela Dean on May 26, 2011 at 8:51pm

Omg was that OUR black-naked-showtunes guy!!!

Comment by David of the North (David606xx) on May 26, 2011 at 4:48pm

The man’s body was glistening with sweat and olive oil, police said.

His clothing was wet and dirty and reeked of marijuana, police said.

"I’m from New York. Can’t I do this here?" he reportedly questioned police. "I’m a Republican, and the cigarettes pay your taxes."

Comment by David of the North (David606xx) on May 26, 2011 at 4:47pm

Hey--remember that guy "Showtunes" from MM?  Scroll down this story for the quote:

 

http://articles.wsbt.com/2011-05-25/olive-oil_29584219

Comment by David of the North (David606xx) on May 24, 2011 at 9:32am

"can I have a couple of the teriyaki?"

"I was told to stand here and give away meat, not to give people shit. Eat this meat up!"

Comment by dan brown on May 24, 2011 at 9:07am

ok - as long as we're confessing our UAR sins...i had a great french kiss from a hottie I have been secretly admiring for months now. and NO - I do not blame the beer !!!   and maybe I will see her friday at CCM too.

OK - I feel better now

Comment by shar on May 24, 2011 at 9:02am

"I know someone who gets on everyones nerves, yes i do yes i do, I know someone who gets on everyones nerves!"... sang by the new naked show tune rider

 

"Hey Shar! Come over and try some of my meat!" -David @ Urban Assult

Comment by Juan 2-3 or more mi. on May 23, 2011 at 11:49am

You must swallow in order to be filled with the love of Jesus...

Comment by Angela Dean on May 22, 2011 at 8:01pm

"Oh Jesus! Cum on my face! Bring your rapture and cum on my face"!

"Which naked black guy?" "The one who sang show tunes" "Oh, that one"

"I'll shit on her bike. Cunt!"

Comment by Shay on May 22, 2011 at 7:15pm

"That's what you get for littering, bitch!"

 

"Watch out for the giant piece of wood - I'm not talking about you, David."

 

"Suck it like you like it!"

 

"Which naked black guy?  There are two."

 

Oh man, there were a million gems from last night, but I just can't remember most of them.  

Comment by shar on April 23, 2011 at 9:53pm

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