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Why do most cyclists suck? Open invitation to the Church of Misfit Cyclists and Same Day Saints

Serious here.  Every time I meet another cyclist, I'm totally put off.   I just can't take the elitism / know-it-all attitude... Meet this dude at the north shore century and he was lecturing me about how "there's a time and place for 26 inch wheels" and it's not on a century.  I ride a 26 wheeled LHT.  I was like, man, I road this across the country... come at me bro.  I've been riding seriously since like 92... don't lecture me about biking.  Or perhaps it's me?  I guess not everyone appreciates my dead hooker jokes?  


Anyway, I'm looking for beer driven degenerates like myself who like to bike because it's awesome... because it makes you feel like a million flying erections.  Not because you're saving the earth, or that ti frames, vintage frames, carbon frames give you some chubb.  I want to booze, bitch about my wife, job, and generally thumb my nose at societal norms - e.g. making dick-fart jokes, laughing at fat brides eating an obscene amount of cake, talking about lesbian scissoring, etc.  I don't want to hear about your community food co-op or how you and your wife don't have a car and you haul your kids around on one of those third world cargo bikes, or any similar hippy-feminist bullshit for that matter.

We need to take this sport back from hipsters, elitists, hammerhead health nuts, triathletes and know-it-all half asses.  I you are like minded and appreciate such irreverence, come worship with me on the next weather permitting sunday at the Church of Misfit Cyclists and Same Day Saints.  Contact Elder Mitch via PM for details.  Praise his name.  

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Thank you, 'h.

Though what I was referring to was Dietrich = Barney Miller (Harold Lipschitz) due to his profile picture.

Just some off-the-cuff humor........note the time of my post....LOL !!!

 

See ya out ther, 'h !   :)


 
h' 1.0 said:

Um . . . Manny...

http://www.nndb.com/people/423/000023354/

Manny Fuentes, 9.2 mi. said:

Abe Vigoda would fit right in with Dietrich, since he is Barney Miller (due to his picture) and they worked in the same police station.

Now Sally may have some issues, maybe if Meathead beat her a bit, Abe and Barney could be investigating a Domestic Violence case at The Bunker residence.....

 

However, you may be alone afterall......

 

.....we all are anyway.
 
Haddon said:

I mean Harold Lipschitz right? do you think he's in good with Abe Vigoda? I think it would be great to say I rode with Abe Vigoda, who wouldn't be up for that right?  He probably has a 3 wheeler but still. I'm really excited about this, who knows who might put up next perhaps Sally Struthers might come out for next months ride.  AWESOME. Tell me I'm not alone on this.

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