Midnight Marauders Porn Ride

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Time: February 20, 2010 at 9:15pm to February 21, 2010 at 5am
Location: Lugs Bike Shop, 1152 N. Milwaukee
Street: Milwaukee
City/Town: Chicago, IL
Phone: 773-885-0900
Event Type: clinic, porn, drinking, bikewinter
Organized By: Martin Hazard
Latest Activity: Feb 22, 2010

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OK peeps, now its time for the details. We will be gathering at Lugs bike shop, 1152 N. Milwaukee at 9:30pm. From there we will pump our way to Batteries Not Included Wicker Park, 1439 N. Milwaukee, for what promises to be an uplifting education on toys, and what not. From there we will put our sleek shiny joy between our legs and ride to Brando's Speak Easy, 343 S. Dearborn. There we will have a juicy line up of supporters putting on a burlesque show, as well as drink specials for ride participants. Following that we will proceed to ride two abreast, too Pink Monkey Gentleman's Club, 750 S. Clinton. The Monkey is now BYOB. The last B is not beer, they dont want us bringing that. The B is for Booze, or...use your imagination. But the ride won't
be all in-and-out-- for the nicest piece the ride masters have inserted
a meaty after-show, back at Lugs featuring group fun facilitated by members of our
local bike community.
We'll be busting out cheap-and-easy event T's for your adornment, so
slide a bit of extra cash into your thong.
Weekend temps promise to be typical for late February, but the Porn Ride
will push on whether it's warm and moist or completely frigid.
We passionately hope you'll grab your tools, lube up, put the rubbers to
the road and make it to the 2010 Porn Ride!

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Comment by Jester on February 22, 2010 at 3:22pm: Actually Aaron, you are correct, there no direct hits. And fyi, I threw NO snowballs @ anyone. I was trying to keep people from throwing them over the oncoming cars. A few drivers got pissed and I think that's bad for cyclists.

Comment by Aaron Bussey on February 22, 2010 at 3:04pm: "watching Aaron B get nailed" I must have been really sauced because I don't recall ANY direct hits...ya'll were throwing like a bunch of nancy boys...

Comment by Jester on February 22, 2010 at 2:58pm: The ride part was totally fun, watching Aaron B get nailed over and over by snow etc, oh and watching the group head through a red light while 2 cars had to stop to avoid us. I think our fearless leader Martin H filed to recognize the already RED light. Of course, this was before he fell down the stairs TWICE!

Comment by cherry dana on February 22, 2010 at 2:30pm: looks like i missed out on a crazy ride. the copyrights did knocked my pants off perhaps a fair trade?

Comment by Vilda on February 21, 2010 at 11:45pm: I have no doubt he'll heal. ;-) Glad he's awright. ;-)

Comment by buddaa38 on February 21, 2010 at 11:38pm: What happen to Martin. No H2's jumping in front of him I hope.
Did anybody get any pictures of the ride, etc...

Comment by Vilda on February 21, 2010 at 11:26pm: Marne: How's Martin and the bruising? ;-)

Comment by Vilda on February 21, 2010 at 9:04pm: Very Hot! ;-)

Comment by Andrew Bedno on February 21, 2010 at 7:35pm: Not apparent in pic, she was actually PLAYING and crankin' industrial tune on it, pitch and rhythm.