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Liar's Tour

Time: April 1, 2010 from 7pm to 10pm
Location: West Town Bikes
Street: 2459 W Division
City/Town: Chicago, IL
Website or Map: http://maps.google.com/maps?i…
Phone: 773-255-6347
Event Type: lying, joking, silliness, bikewinter
Organized By: Lee Diamond
Latest Activity: Apr 4, 2010

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The scary thing about this ride, is that if you show up, will I?

Nearly everything about this tour is a lie. Celebrating April Fool's Day, I am doing a tour of the Northside of Chicago, where, in contrast to the architecture/neighborhood tours I do, EVERY STOP IS AN OPPORTUNITY FOR OUTRAGEOUS MISINFORMATION.

The ride will be 10 to 15 miles. It will certainly involve large amounts of fibbing, nonsense, tall-tales, April Fool's jokes, and bike riding. And a bit of drinking too.

To start things off, here are a few lies about the ride:

1 - No one will have any fun.
2 - We will start directly on time.
3 - I will be doing my normal, detailed research on every subject for the ride.
4 - I will be wearing a suit for the first time in over a decade.
5 - Howard Kaplan will be there.
6 - This ride will completely suck.

See you there.......maybe.

Cheers - Lee Diamond

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Comment by Kellie on April 2, 2010 at 1:40pm
Thanks for a great ride! Sorry I had to duck out early...but I have a puppy dog who can only hold it for so long.
Comment by Michael A on April 2, 2010 at 12:25pm
I am still at the start waiting for you guys
Comment by Julie Aberman (Hochstadter) on April 2, 2010 at 12:22pm
Lee, it was so good to see you last night.
Comment by J M on April 2, 2010 at 9:15am
Thanks again Lee for such a great tour!
Comment by Tank-Ridin' Ryan on April 1, 2010 at 5:12pm
BREAKING NEWS: Sources tell me that the tour will be conducted in 18-wheelers. Be sure to have your semi or flatbed with you at the start of the tour. Hope you know how to drive stick!
Comment by Kellie on April 1, 2010 at 12:08pm
Anybody up for a pre-ride drink at Happy Village?
Comment by Lee Diamond on April 1, 2010 at 11:19am
Anyone that looked at previous versions of the map was lied to. But now it is ok.

Maybe.
Comment by Lee Diamond on March 31, 2010 at 9:04am
Here's the route.....maybe:

http://tinyurl.com/liarsonbikes
Comment by Lee Diamond on March 31, 2010 at 8:22am
Oh my goodness Kim! What are you talking about? I am NEVER late.....ever....(oh kay....the fibbing starts a day early.)
Comment by Lee Diamond on March 30, 2010 at 10:39am
What makes you think I wasn't just asking a general question to all?

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