M.O.A.B. The Mother of all Bikes!

http://chunk666lab.blogspot.com/2008/09/mother-of-all-bikes.html?m=1

In order to mark this time in history before our imminent extinction from this planet, and also in honor of the springtime return of the CL discussion forum frontboard back to ten discussion topics, and also to recognize those offbase and vague posters that are no longer with us. It's time to revisit inane bicycle topics. :-)

I would like to know if you would have any insight of what could possibly be considered as the M.O.A.B.,  the Mother of All Bikes !  Any ideas or submissions? 

The following submitted drawing was a 'Blast' from the past from blogspot.com.