"Check out the Pyramid. Used to be a basketball arena, now a Bass Pro shop. It is more set up like a wildlife museum so you can practice with the stuff they are selling. Haven't been there myself, just opened this…"
"I would do a Hybrid or Mountain bike with smooth road tires.
2 kids would suggest the Hooptie on an http://www.xtracycle.com/family/ extension.
But xtracycle / longtails won't fit racks on buses. May not be allowed on trains.
"If you don't need put the bike on a bus or train, and have indoor storage, you might consider getting a MTB with an http://xtracycle.com extention. It can have 1 or 2 child seats and 4 panniers (or two built in xtra long bags)."
"How about a limit on the discount (?25%?) and a one hour phase out (25% of the discount every quarter hour: 25% / 20% / 15% / 10% / 5%)?
To cut down on the fatal overdose from contests, how about a limit of 1 drink per 15 minutes, and a…"