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Like the title says, we're security for the Naked Ride. ;-)See More

THE monthly (2nd Fridays) north side gathering of cyclists. Winds a dozen miles-ish, ending with food+drink. Well-attended. Bring friends, tunes, bells, costumes, cameras. Meet under Young Lincoln Statue at Ridge and Thorndale.  Not just for Northsiders, see it as a second big monthly mass, sometimes topping 100 riders.See More

Everyone I have ever spoken with who also lives here has made me feel like a freak for not owning a car/riding a bike everywhere. Should I feel as though I am slowly gaining acceptance? http://glenviewparks.org/index.php/bike-glenviewSee More

Join us this Saturday as we embark on our monthly adventure through the night. This month will be the St. Patricks ride because, lets be honest we won't get going until well after midnight, making it the 17th. There are no special advisorys in effect for this ride, so bring what you will, just expect the usual shenanigans.   See More

You know the drill. Bike to a bowling alley to party with the legendary power-Polka rock band the Polkaholics. Only this time, since Lincoln Square Lanes is closed for renovations, we'll be pedaling about 12 miles to Habetler Bowl, 5250 N. Northwest Highway in Jefferson Park (near Milwaukee and Foster, around the corner from American Science and Surplus). Full bar and snack bar are available, and the Jeff Park Blue Line stop is nearby, so why not make an evening of dancing and bowling? Dress…See More

If you were fearing that there would be no MM ride this Sat., fear not! Join in our mischievous monthly mass for our typical mayhem...we will be out in numbers exploring some old and new MM haunts!Marauders mount up, its "Critical Marauder Time"!See More

We are excited to announce the new date and venue for The Chainlink's Halloween 2.0 party! We will be celebrating at Revolution's Tap Room, the "Kedzie Avenue Brewery" at 3340 North Kedzie. FREE INDOOR BIKE PARKING! The raffle prizes will be flowing, along with many of Revolution's famous craft beers including their Iron Fist Pale Ale, Anti-Hero IPA, Bottom Up Wit and more! Once again, you can swing by after Critical Mass ride and continue the celebration indoors! This is a fundraiser for The…See More

It's that magical time of year when we give thanks for beer and ... Uh more beer I guess?Come join us as we pillage and marauders the south west and north loop. 16 miles of fun await. All new stops and super fun for all!See More

A Letter from Santa Ho, f****** ho, ho, Merry f$%^&*#@ Christmas. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Santa's heard it all before. "Santa! Santa! I want stuff! Give me more STUFF!" I tell ya what, all that thankless consumerism is really starting to give old Santa a rash. You all seem to think that Santa exists for no other reason than to bust his ass every Christmas just so you can get the latest bit of tawdry crap you saw on your teevee last night. Christ! Well, when it comes down to it, Santa will…See More