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World class cities?
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Well, we didn't make the cut. And Wikipedia keeps changing the…Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by Joe Guzzardo Jun 27.

Guns N' Series
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When I first saw this billboard I had an overwhelming urge to deface it with some graffiti, which is a crime. So please indulge me here. Consider that not only is this particular divergent series…Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by djm Feb 22.

Bah, humbug
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This Xmas I'm giving sarcastic remarks, barbs and insults to those I love. In return, however, cash is appreciated. I can always apologize later as a part of my New Year's self improvement…Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by Haddon Dec 13, 2014.

Things that make you go hmmm....

This is the third Outer Drive related incident in the last week or so and they keep getting weirder. First a…Continue

Started Nov 29, 2014


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Joe Guzzardo replied to Jim Shaw's discussion Skateboards in bike lanes?
"Agreed. I ride the LFP a lot and roller bladers require 3 lanes. Kind of ironic considering that roller blades themselves seem so innocuous.  What irritates me the most though are cars that decide the bike lane is a good place to park. "
22 hours ago
Joe Guzzardo replied to Kelly's discussion Cyclist lifts car off bike lane
"Pretty amazing. But if he were really considerate, he would have moved the vehicle back to its original position after he rode past it."
22 hours ago
Joe Guzzardo replied to Tony Adams 4 mi's discussion Cars make way for bikes in transit-oriented housing proposal
"Way cool. We should go even further and do what New York City requires for bicycle parking. This is not rocket science and doesn't infringe upon anyone's second amendment rights either. "
Joe Guzzardo replied to GMT's discussion Public Loop Bike Parking
"There is indoor bike parking available at 440 S. LaSalle. It's very secure. "
Joe Guzzardo replied to George Schick's discussion Aerobars - a fading fad?
"I tried those things once but they didn't work. Kevin Trudeau was touting them on some late night info-mercial implying that with enough training and effort you could become airborne. I bought the package, which included his copyrighted video…"
Joe Guzzardo replied to h' 1.0's discussion Google self-driving car involved in its first 'accident' with injuries
"The vehicle was pulled over by an officer of the LAPD after the officer noticed the vehicle driving erratically. The vehicle failed a breathalyzer test, was driving on an expired license, didn't have evidence of liability insurance, was…"
Jul 19
Joe Guzzardo replied to David P.'s discussion The GIF thread
"Balls of steel."
Jul 12
Joe Guzzardo replied to David P.'s discussion The GIF thread
"This is how we deal with the problem of human error."
Jul 12
Joe Guzzardo replied to David P.'s discussion The GIF thread
"It is mesmerizing, somehow. Imagine what she'll be capable of doing when the training wheels come off.  "
Jul 12
Joe Guzzardo replied to Apie (10.6)'s discussion Cop at Milwaukee/Hamlin/Haussen, 7:30am
"The Idaho Stop is the way to go but it's a little too nuanced for the average driver to understand. "
Jun 27
Joe Guzzardo replied to Joe Guzzardo's discussion World class cities?
"Hmmmm, and they have about a quarter million serfs living in squalor building their world class city. One thing for sure though, they can't beat our world class murder rate, we rival Baghdad for that honor. "
Jun 27
Joe Guzzardo replied to Gene Tenner's discussion Creator of pink plastic lawn flamingo dies at 79
"I saw this movie when I started college. Dee, ess and are squared were bad enough on my impressionable young mind, but this was far worse. Somehow, I just can't get too chocked up about this. But I did put this out on my front lawn as a…"
Jun 27
Joe Guzzardo posted a discussion

World class cities?

Well, we didn't make the cut. And Wikipedia keeps changing the criteria. Chicago used to be ranked just below New York, London, Paris and Tokyo. Now we've been relegated to 3rd tier status. We're even outranked by Dubai and that was probably mostly because of the Burj Khalifa. It's been…See More
Jun 27
Joe Guzzardo replied to Haddon's discussion Girl Rides Bike For The First Time - AFV
"Super cute. True story. When my younger son was about 5, I took him out to the park to try his big brother's bike, who was about 2 years older. His big brother learned how to ride a 2 wheeler pretty quickly and I suspected he would do the same.…"
May 16
Joe Guzzardo replied to Mike Schwab's discussion Cost Benefit Analysis - Cars vs Bicycles
"The automobile is probably the single most environmentally destructive thing on this planet, particularly if you factor in the oil industry and all the land paved over for roads. Consider also that we're sending billions of dollars every year…"
May 16
Joe Guzzardo replied to Haddon's discussion ...and you will know me by the awesomness of my wheels.
"To infinity and beyond!"
May 10

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At 10:30pm on January 28, 2014, Sol said…

Hey Joe, thanks for the coffee offer. I'm happy to pay for my own coffee, but let me know what times and days are good for you and we can work it out.

At 11:15am on December 31, 2013, dan brown said…

Hey - I usually tip at least 20% !  thanks for the idea, I will give it some consideration, sounds very familiar btw

At 8:44pm on October 5, 2013, dietrich77 said…


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