As inspired by Steve Weeks, DDS: Bike Winter drink menu?

I just had an ooh-ooh-ooh moment when Steve Weeks responded to Dr. Mambohead on another thread that "Frozen Balaclava" sounded like a mixed drink.

So if there were ever a Bike Winter bar event with custom drinks, what would they be?

Let's start with the Frozen Balaclava. I'm getting something like a Rumpfleminz and cream Daquiri....

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Permalink Reply by h' 1.0 on February 20, 2013 at 7:43pm

When we have at least 10 entries a person with working tastebuds might be willing to consume :-)

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Permalink Reply by Chi Lowe 12.5+ mi on February 20, 2013 at 9:14pm

The Hipster Fixie:

1 ice cube

1 oz orange juice

1 oz cranberry

1 oz lemon juice

1 oz lime juice

1 oz vodka

1 ironic drink umbrella

Note: this drink must always be consumed at the same rate, irrespective of how thirsty you are. Also, you've never heard of it.

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Permalink Reply by Tank-Ridin' Ryan on February 21, 2013 at 8:35am

I hope all this is thrown in a blender. That Matchbox car needs to be liquified to go down safely.

Chi Lowe 12.5+ mi said:

"The Dearborn PBL":

2 oz. Peach Schnapps

1 oz. Vodka

Martini Olives

Several Big Chunks of Ice

Gummy Bears (peds)

Matchbox car

Thick crust of salt on one side of rim (to be avoided)

This drink needs to look really interesting, but everyone who tries it needs to say "it needs improvement".

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Permalink Reply by Anne Alt on February 21, 2013 at 2:47pm

Is it Beer o'clock yet? ;)

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Permalink Reply by Lisa Curcio 4.0 mi on February 21, 2013 at 2:55pm

It is beer (or wine) o'clock somewhere!

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Permalink Reply by Anne Alt on February 21, 2013 at 4:03pm

Cheers!

Lisa Curcio 4.0 mi said:

It is beer (or wine) o'clock somewhere!

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Permalink Reply by h' 1.0 on February 21, 2013 at 11:24pm

Some more ideas...

The Foggy Goggle

The Lazy Plow

The Outer Shell

The Slippery Bridge...

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Permalink Reply by Anika on February 24, 2013 at 2:57pm

Used to come in a bomb shaped bottle if that gives you any clues about it...

grayn8 (5.3 - 36) said:

Unicum is this Hungarian herbal alcohol. Take a swig for breakfast and feel a fire in the belly. No really. It's insane. When you get older and need something more mellow, they say Jaegermeister.

h' 1.0 said:
Unicum? I'm afraid to ask...