Through lo these many years, the Dreidel Rampage has undergone many technical innovations. First it was on the radio, then black-and-white, Technicolor, standard-def, UHF, VHF, VCR, DVD, LOL, WTF, OMG, BBQ, you name it, we did it.
Last year, we introduced our patented 3D (Triple Dreidel) Technology. And you didn't even have to wear those funny glasses! (You wouldn't want to look silly after all, now would you?) It was just like Avatar, but with big blue dreidels instead of big blue people!
And now, thanks to a generous sponsorship from James Cameron and the rest of the Hollywood elite, we're taking a great spin into the future. (About time we chosen people got something useful for controlling the media!) We proudly present the full sensory experience of Smell-O-Vision! It's just like being there, except you're actually there!
And after the Rampage, the festivities continue with the 7th Annual HUB Co-op Latke Party:
Now featuring Goya beverages and bacon for the goyem! Plus, we've rendered up a special new treat!
P.S. Next year: Jews! In! Spaaaace!
P.P.S. Be on the lookout for someone named "Satan" (or something like that) trying to crash our party. Enough of the War on Hanukkah! Give him the Holofernes treatment!
This post brought to you by Manischewitz. Manischewitz: The Official Beverage of the Dreidel Rampage. Ask for it by name! Mogen David, kiss my tuchus!
Can't wait for Saturday!
Smell-O-Vision is definitely in the works this year!
And the Latke Party is on as well:
We've rendered some special treats this year!