Midnight Marauders Pron Ride

The rumors are true. The ride is tomorrow. We have a line up of fine businesses, if you think adult things are fine. We will be starting very early, meeting at our normal spot, the Goat. I have to remind people that there will be more traffic at the Goat than at Midnight.  This means we have to keep the sidewalk clear, and not frighten the patrons. We will have a tight schedule, so the departure time of 9:30 is solid. 
The first stop is at Couples Corner, 56 E. Chicago, if you miss us. We have several more stops lined up before finishing at a nudie bar with discounted $10 admission. We will probably set a new record for shortest mileage on a ride, as all the stops are in very close proximity.