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Midnight Marauders

Time: May 24, 2014 from 11:30pm to 11:45pm
Location: the goat
Street: 430 N. Michigan Av. (lower level)
City/Town: Bumblefuck
Phone: 976-love
Event Type: ifyoudontknow
Organized By: Heather Stranton (the phantom shitter)
Latest Activity: May 24, 2014

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I am sick of public safety announcements, so here is what you get- there will be some off-road sections. On this ride however we do hope to welcome any trans, gay, or bi former Jehovahs Whiteness'. We hope to recruit you people to encourage your former stright   comrades  to embrace bestiality. And drunken Hooliganism.

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Comment by Martin Hazard on May 24, 2014 at 10:06pm
Matt. They have stem cells, maybe they can help you grow a pair.
Comment by Martin Hazard on May 24, 2014 at 10:04pm
Howard, we can help you.
Comment by h' Zerocats on May 24, 2014 at 8:58pm

I'm just not drunk enough for this ride's total awesomeness, ever.   I wish I was?

Comment by Matt M. 18.5KM on May 22, 2014 at 10:40pm

I'm just not cool enough for this ride's total awesomeness, ever.  I wish I was?

Comment by Rich S on May 22, 2014 at 2:26pm

Marauding the night before Bike the Drive? Sounds like a recipe for some hijinx! 

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