Join the Marauders as we honor our 4th Annual PrOn Ride!
This month we will be meeting at 9 p.m. (We are on a so very tight schedule).
We will be gathering at The Bike Lane, 2130 N. Milwaukee Ave, across from the Congress Theater. Feel free to stock up on lubes, tubes, lights or whatever you might need from this excellent bike shop.
Bring your libido, CA$H (singles), drinks (we will have a pit stop or two), and don’t be late, WE ARE LEAVING AT 9:30 FOR REAL and WE WILL LEAVE YOU BEHIND!
From there we will slide our sleek shiny joy between our legs and ride to undisclosed destinations. Wouldn’t you like to know what’s behind the curtain…? Sorry no peaking ;-) Once that hot action has climaxed, we will proceed to ride two abreast, to Pink the Monkey Gentleman's Club. The Monkey is offering half price entry at $15 and it is BYOB. The last B is not beer; The B is for a
Bottle of Wine, Champagne, or Liquor, they sell mixers.
We will be sending every rider home with a Safe Sex Kit (courtesy of Wet Lubricant) After all the arousal please be cautious and use the gift wisely.