Time: April 1, 2012 from 6pm to 7pm
Location: Ciclo Urbano
Street: 2459 W Division St
City/Town: Chicago, IL
Website or Map: http://maps.google.com/maps?q…
Event Type: lies
Organized By: Lee Diamond
Latest Activity: Apr 2, 2012
Celebrating our 100th annual Liar's Ride.
The rules are different this time around. In case you have been on any of the previous 99 annual Liar’s Rides, please review the new ground rules for this ride. Namely:
The ride is 1,000 miles and will take approximately 3 hours.
All riders must obey the speed limit.
All riders must ride a unicycle.
All riders must ride their unicycle backwards.
All riders must ride their unicycle both backwards and upside down while pedaling with their hands.
Riders that cannot pedal with their hands may instead use their tongues.
If a rider can pedal with their hands but prefers to pedal with their tongue, they must instead pedal with their nose.
All riders must ride clipped in.
There will be no stopping or resting on the ride.
All riders must stop at all stop signs and red lights.
Since all riders will be pedaling with their hands, tongues or nose, all riders must communicate in foot sign language.
All riders must communicate in foot sign language in German.
If any riders speak German, they must communicate in foot sign language in Portuguese.
If any riders speak German and Portuguese, they will be shot from a military-grade extra-large slingshot directly into the eastern-most Paseo Boricua Gateway Flag.
There is no speaking on the ride.
All riders must hold their breath for the duration of the ride.
There is no passing out.
Entry fee is one platinum bar.
Attendance is mandatory.