Time: December 13, 2014 from 12pm to 4pm
Location: Twisted Spoke
Street: 501 N. Ogden
Website or Map: https://www.facebook.com/even…
Event Type: rampage, santa, dreidel, santa rampage, dreidel rampage, drunk
Organized By: Bad Santas and Dizzy Dreidels
Latest Activity: Dec 13, 2014
Tradition! Without it, our lives would be as shaky as a Dreidel on a tall bike. But it's 5774, and we gotta start gettin' on with the times, he-bros!
Through lo these many years, the Dreidel Rampage has undergone many technical innovations. First it was on the radio, then black-and-white, Technicolor, standard-def, UHF, VHF, VCR, DVD, LOL, WTF, OMG, BBQ, you name it, we did it.
In recent years, we've introduced even more new features, such as our patented 3D (Triple Dreidel) Technology. You didn't even have to wear those funny glasses! (You wouldn't want to look silly after all, now would you?) And a couple years ago, we proudly presented the Rampage in fantastic Smell-O-Vision! Last year, we unleashed our Stealth Dreidel technology. Nobody has ever seen anything like an invisible dreidel!
This year, you literally will not believe your eyes! We can't tell you exactly what we're planning, but let's just say that nobody on the Rampage will ever be the same, and neither will anyone else. This one moment in time will be the foundation for our whole society. It will be a futuristic place with domes and totally excellent music!
You see, eventually the Dreidel Rampage will help put an end to war and poverty. It will align the planets and bring them into universal harmony, allowing meaningful contact with all forms of life, from extra terrestrials to common household pets. And, it's excellent for dancing.
P.S. Be on the lookout for someone named "Satan" (or something like that) trying to crash our party. Enough of the War on Hanukkah!
This post brought to you by Manischewitz. Manischewitz: The Official Beverage of the Dreidel Rampage. Ask for it by name! Mogen David, kiss my tuchus!