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2013 Dreidel Rampage!

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Tradition!  Without it, our lives would be as shaky as a Dreidel on a tall bike.  But it's 5774, and we gotta start gettin' on with the times, he-bros!

Through lo these many years, the Dreidel Rampage has undergone many technical innovations.  First it was on the radio, then black-and-white, Technicolor, standard-def, UHF, VHF, VCR, DVD, LOL, WTF, OMG, BBQ, you name it, we did it.

In recent years, we've introduced even more new features, such as our patented 3D (Triple Dreidel) Technology.  You didn't even have to wear those funny glasses!  (You wouldn't want to look silly after all, now would you?)  And a couple years ago, we proudly presented the Rampage in fantastic Smell-O-Vision!  Last year, we unleashed our Stealth Dreidel technology.  Nobody has ever seen anything like an invisible dreidel!

This year, you literally will not believe your eyes!  We can't tell you exactly what we're planning, but let's just say that nobody on the Rampage will ever be the same, and neither will anyone else.  This one moment in time will be the foundation for our whole society.  It will be a futuristic place with domes and totally excellent music!

You see, eventually the Dreidel Rampage will help put an end to war and poverty. It will align the planets and bring them into universal harmony, allowing meaningful contact with all forms of life, from extra terrestrials to common household pets. And, it's excellent for dancing.

And after the Rampage, the festivities continue with the 9th Annual HUB Co-op Latke Party:
http://www.thechainlink.org/events/ninth-annual-hub-co-op-latke-party

P.S.  Be on the lookout for someone named "Satan" (or something like that) trying to crash our party.  Enough of the War on Hanukkah!

This post brought to you by Manischewitz.  Manischewitz: The Official Beverage of the Dreidel Rampage.  Ask for it by name!  Mogen David, kiss my tuchus!

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Comment by Dan Korn on December 14, 2013 at 12:34pm
The masses are gathering. Still time to get here. We won't leave before 1.
Comment by Deet 4.5mi on December 14, 2013 at 12:16pm
Dan where you at. I am at the bar. I am more of a Santa escort.
Comment by Michelle Loomis on December 14, 2013 at 12:15pm
I'm running late but am still gonna come! Someone should update the first stop in case I don't make it...
Comment by Dan Korn on December 14, 2013 at 12:00pm
I'm here at the Twisted Spoke, feeling like a lonely Dreidel.
Comment by neozen on December 14, 2013 at 11:17am

Sadly, the Heatherball is feeling most decidedly ill.  Am staying home to watch over her.  Have a serious blast in the snow all!

Comment by Julie Hochstadter on December 14, 2013 at 12:31am
I was hoping to join the dreidels for some famous twisted spoke latkes but alas I may not be 100 percent over this flu.
Comment by globalguy on December 13, 2013 at 7:23am

Oy vey iz mire - they're really gunning for the Big Apple Santas this year, Bring Drunken Santas Under ControlBest Bits:

Though its exact origins are somewhat murky, SantaCon as we know it probably first occurred in 1994, when members of a prank-happy urban adventure club stormed the streets of San Francisco in Santa outfits as a subversive expression of anti-commercialism and protest theater. Since then, the Saint Nick takeover has shed its dissident roots and expanded into a more traditional booze-athon, with SantaCon events taking place in more than 300 cities in 44 countries.

Comment by Andronymous on December 12, 2013 at 6:13pm

I'm glad SOMEONE's finally speaking up about those Tourettes-like behavior of the fat elfs.  I've always suspected syphilis.

Comment by Dan Korn on December 11, 2013 at 6:29pm

Noon is supposed to be the departure time, but usually we leave around 12:30 or 1, depending on how much those red-suits putz around.

I try to arrive at the Spoke around 11 am for "Eggs and Manischevitz," as the listing on the old Bike Winter calendar used to say.

Comment by h' 1.0 on December 10, 2013 at 11:17pm

What's funny here is that this is event listing is for the Dreidel Rampage, and everyone is kvetching about the date of the Santa Rampage, which nobody has gotten off their tuchus to post.

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